DIY Tonsilectomy

LOL that how I feel ya'll. I want to take out my own freaking right tonsil b/c it is so making me miserble. I went to the doctor again and it is not quite evident what my problem is, which is sooooo frustrating. My nose is running a little bit now which makes me believe it may be a virus which so sucks ass.

Here is my damn regimine for managing the pain:

5am- 800mg (4 pills) ibuprofen
7am- some numbing agent, numbs everything it touches in my mouth
8:30am- Vicodin (if needed, or when ibuprofen wears off b4 6hr time frame)
11am- 800 mg ibuprofen (try to wait as long as I can be for popping pills)
1pm- numbing shit
4pm-vicodin
6pm- antibiotic
6:30- 800mg ibuprofen
8p- numbing shit
10pm,- night night via vicodin

I believe the linning of my stomach is going to need serious therapy b/c I have been taking alot of ibuprofen for 2 weeks now. I just up'd the dosage from 600mg-800mg yesterday b/c 600mg wasnt really cutting it... i mean it would do but not really.

PS. I am so thankful for my friends that just check on my to see how I am doing. It was like 2am and I woke up in just about tears b/c the pain had returned and at like 2:05a i recieved a text asking how I was feeling. Even though I felt like shit on ice, the text made me feel a wee bit better =]
My status on facebook is.... Rook need morphine... my friends IM'd me like OMG can I do anything for you. I'm like find me some morphine duh. Knock me the heck out an only wake me to take the antibiotic/ once a day lol.

Also I swear I saw a ninja outside. Blame it on the meds right?